Welcome, welcome, Fah-Who-Rah-Moose, into our hearts, body and mind. Give us the strength of twelve men this Christmas Eve and prepare us, O Spirit, for the Loot we are about to receive. Make bounteous, O Christmas Creature, the Roast Beast. For it is most good and will surely fill our stomachs with gladness and cheer. Give unto us the spirit of Christmas, in your good name, and in the name of your son Dah-Who-Dah-Moose, that it may swell our hearts without the negative effects of severe cardiomegaly.
